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d[i++] = "You Break It, You Buy It.";
d[i++] = "Do Not Annoy Happy Fun Ball.";
d[i++] = "Party On, Dude.";
d[i++] = "May The Force Be With You.";
d[i++] = "Shake Well Before Using.";
d[i++] = "Share And Enjoy.";
d[i++] = "Live Long And Propser.";
d[i++] = "Why Not Then? Moose.";
d[i++] = "Do Not Panic.";
d[i++] = "Protrude Into The Hoobalicious.";
// d[i++] = "You Smeghead.";
d[i++] = "Like, Totally.";
d[i++] = "Glad To Be Of Service.";
d[i++] = "Relax And Enjoy Your Shoes.";
d[i++] = "Get Down With Your Bad Self.";
d[i++] = "Not A Significant Source Of Protein.";
d[i++] = "That's A Big Twinkie.";
d[i++] = "Yes, Have Some.";
d[i++] = "Two Percent Milkfat.";
d[i++] = "Appellation d'Origine Controlée.";
d[i++] = "Sanitized For Your Protection.";
d[i++] = "Dancing With The Obvious Since 1991.";
d[i++] = "Do Not Let The Bed Bugs Bite.";
d[i++] = "Do Not Feed The Okapi.";
d[i++] = "You Have Got Weasels On Your Face.";
d[i++] = "Everything You Know Is Wrong.";
d[i++] = "Not Have Way.";
d[i++] = "Keep Left.";
d[i++] = "Or Something.";
d[i++] = "Beware Of Dog.";
d[i++] = "Nanoo Nanoo.";
d[i++] = "This Is Not Mel Tormé.";
d[i++] = "Comme C'est Curieux, Comme C'est Bizarre, Et Quelle Coincidence.";
d[i++] = "Use The Force, Luke.";
d[i++] = "Cat Juggling Strictly Prohibited.";
d[i++] = "Cleaner, But With A Unique Smell.";
d[i++] = "Phase Three: Profit.";
d[i++] = "Premises Under Surveillance.";
d[i++] = "Comedy Is Not Pretty.";
d[i++] = "Vivan Los Amigos.";
d[i++] = "We Ride. We Fight. We Love.";
d[i++] = "You Have A Plethora.";
d[i++] = "And There Was Much Rejoicing.";
d[i++] = "You Are Entering A World Of Pain.";
d[i++] = "We Are The Music Makers And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams.";
d[i++] = "Give Us A Hug.";
d[i++] = "Final Answer.";
d[i++] = "Scrumtralescent.";
d[i++] = "Thank You For Not Smoking.";
d[i++] = "Smile Darn Ya.";
d[i++] = "Get Off Before The Iceberg.";
d[i++] = "Return The Map.";
d[i++] = "Do Not Take Any Wooden Nickels.";
d[i++] = "Side Effects Similar To Sugar Pill.";
d[i++] = "Hotel Accomodations Provided By Motel 6.";
d[i++] = "As You Wish.";
d[i++] = "Inconceivable.";
d[i++] = "Laugh It Up, Fuzzball.";
// d[i++] = "You Will Never Find A More Wretched Hive Of Scum And Villany.";
d[i++] = "Out Of The Way, Peck.";
d[i++] = "Ignore That Man Behind The Curtain.";
d[i++] = "Do Not Fold, Spindle, Or Mutilate.";
d[i++] = "But You Knew That.";
d[i++] = "Jolly Good.";
d[i++] = "Proving Grounds Of The Mad Overlord.";
d[i++] = "You Know What You Doing.";
d[i++] = "Be Obsequious, Purple, And Clairvoyant.";
d[i++] = "Do Not Disturb.";
d[i++] = "Do Not Disturb Any Further.";
d[i++] = "And Your Little Dog Too.";
d[i++] = "So There.";
d[i++] = "Sew Like The Wind.";
d[i++] = "You Are Getting Very Sleepy.";
d[i++] = "Use Exact Change.";
d[i++] = "Step Away From The Car.";
d[i++] = "Call Your Mom.";
d[i++] = "Objects May Look Larger Than They Appear.";
d[i++] = "Unleaded Fuel Only.";
d[i++] = "The Truth Is Out There.";
d[i++] = "Eat Your Vegetables.";
d[i++] = "Wake Up And Smell The Cat Food.";
d[i++] = "Dare To Be Stupid.";
d[i++] = "Make A Wish.";
d[i++] = "Be Good.";
d[i++] = "Do. Or Do Not. There Is No Try.";
d[i++] = "Huzzah.";
// d[i++] = "My Density Has Brought Me To You.";
d[i++] = "We Have Already Got One.";
d[i++] = "ehFish. ehFish. ehFish.";
d[i++] = "No Lifeguard On Duty. Swim At Your Own Risk.";
d[i++] = "Burn Baby Burn.";
// d[i++] = "Aftur Service.";
d[i++] = "Prices Subject To Change.";
d[i++] = "All Complaints Must Be Sumbitted In Triplicate.";
d[i++] = "1.21 GigaWatts.";
d[i++] = "Homer No Function Beer Well Without.";
d[i++] = "Beauty, Eh.";
// d[i++] = "You Hoser.";
d[i++] = "For External Use Only.";
d[i++] = "Management Is Not Responsible For Obscene Anagrams Of Site Content.";
d[i++] = "Dig And Be Dug In Return.";
d[i++] = "Humperdinck.";
d[i++] = "Never Get Involved In A Land War In Asia.";
d[i++] = "Keep In A Cool, Dry Place.";
d[i++] = "For Best Results, Read While Bored.";
d[i++] = "Be Excellent To Each Other.";
d[i++] = "A Natural, Zesty Enterprise.";
d[i++] = "Good Times, Noodle Salad.";
d[i++] = "Not That You'd Steal Anything.";
d[i++] = "Divine Inspiration Unconfirmed At This Time.";
d[i++] = "Turbonium Not Included.";
d[i++] = "Toys Do Not Walk And Talk.";
d[i++] = "Management Is Not Responsible For Ethernet Collisions With Site Traffic.";
d[i++] = "Free Refills.";
d[i++] = "Lopez.";
d[i++] = "Se Habla Inglés.";
d[i++] = "Now With Twenty Percent More Dietary Fiber Per Serving.";
d[i++] = "Great Scott.";
d[i++] = "Earthlings Welcome.";
d[i++] = "Red Five Standing By.";
d[i++] = "I Have Got A Bad Feeling About This.";
d[i++] = "Time Is An Illusion. Lunchtime, Doubly So.";
d[i++] = "Making The Transition To A Non-Magic-Fish-Based Economy.";
// d[i++] = "Management Is Not Responsible For The Current Presidential Administration.";
d[i++] = "Management Is Not Responsible For Vague Legal Disclaimers.";
d[i++] = "Warning: Site Viewing May Result In Long-Term Neural Reconfigurations.";
d[i++] = "Management Is Not Responsible For Quantum Changes Resulting From Site Observation.";
d[i++] = "Warning: With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility.";
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  x = Math.round(Math.random() * (d.length - 1));
  day = new Date();
  day.setTime(day.getTime() + (1000 * 60 * 60 * 24));
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