A story about... Rules © 2000 Marg Frey, Bryce Graves-Hurst, Nahoya, Christine Schwab	MARG	BRYCE	CHRISTINE & NAHOYA
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			NAHOYA	BRYCE & CHRISTINE
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     Actually some of the early texts on this were surprisingly close to the truth. Although actual breakthroughs on a grand scale were not to take place for over 100 years.

     A young Dr. Damon Treanor-Frey discusses it in the treatise entitled oddly, "Denerkifying the dense ones." In which he talks about removing CANS. Obviously short for Continuous And Norting Sperls. How he developed the concepts and names of sperls so early in his career is still a mystery to many. Despite tracing his life in detail. He literally disappeared (from the planet?) soon after this treatise. Just after publishing a work known as "Optical Lens Transmogrification for the Very Young".

     Dismissed as a kook by all but a handful of ardent Star Trek fans, Dr. Treanor-Frey retreated to the solace of his uncle's zero-gravity chicken ranch in a stationary orbit above Costa Rica. From there, he continued his studies in solitude, choosing to reveal his findings only to his farm hand Hermes.

     History vindicated him only years later, when his memoirs were discovered long after his death, and published under the title "The Singular Trenchancy of Cataclysm as Applied to Pale Grey Brain Cells." Once translated (from the original Trizbekki, a language Treanor-Frey had invented especially for the book), this voluminous work was heralded by the psiontific community as the most insightful of its age, as it recorded the simulatneous and independent discoveries of the post-neutrino, Oxnard's Third Law of Geopoetics, and the astral-projective properties of the color periwinkle.